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Small town near Waterbury in which waterbury residents make fun of watertown residents for being pussies, rich , and for being assholes. Most watertown residents just sit there and accept it, others fight about it like little pussies.
Waterbury resident: People in Watertown, CT are rich pussies!
Watertown resident: Shut Up!!!
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can't talk;kinda piss or can't type;kinda piss
A line used to replace something that was written with bad grammar and rage. It can also be used to tell others that something makes you mad.
Derived from the line, "I edit this later, kind of piss right now."
Person 1: u here rly nd 2 get a life
Person 2: "ct;kp"
Person: ct;kp Someone just killed me while I was AFK
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IS A FAG ASS TOWN WITH NO RESPECT! THEY THINK WE WONT RETALIATE?!?! WE WILL<3 SHAYNE WE LOVE YOU<3 WE WILL REWRITE OVER THE SKATEPARK BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU AND IF THEY REPAINT IT, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN
Newington CT IS GAY
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3. The antisocial behaviors of Bethelite women may have something to do with the fact that in fifth grade everyone went through the D.A.R.E. program designed to keep kids off drugs and alcohol. Bethel finds it mandatory for children to be subjected to constant reminders of how weed will make you drop dead, how playing with matches will end with your dog in ashes, how if you ever touch a cigarette will make you go bankrupt, and how talking to strangers will end with you in a bloody burlap sack buried deep in the woods. The dramatization of these situations by D.A.R.E. is sometimes outrageous, and barely effective. D.A.R.E. has recently been cancelled as a program as to save money for the town, possibly to pay off the debt created by that big birthday cake for Barnum.
4. Bethel has only two celebrities. The first is P.T. Barnum, who is essentially worshipped by everyone of even the slightest political power in the town. Recently, the town decided that it would be a great idea to have a huge town celebration for Barnum's 200th birthday which included buying decorations and a huge cake and renting a presumably expensive petting zoo and a belly dancer that gave all the little boys boners. A superior celebrity by far is Thurston Moore. Thurston Moore is the singer, song writer, and guitarist of Sonic Youth. Most Bethelites have no good taste in music, so Thurston is not widely acknowledged... which sucks.
3. Officer:"So if you start smoking, you will spend all your money on ciggarettes, and run out of money, and go bankrupt, and be forclosed upon, and end up living in the street where you will end up sharing catfood stir fry with a legally insane man with a beard." Kid:"Holy potato!!"
4. Thurston forever!!!!!! <3 Go Bethel,CT!
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A very wealthy town that many people move to for it's schools, beauty, and friendliness. Although said in many definitions before, Newtown is NOT a druggy place at ALL. In fact, it's far from it. Many children who grow up in Newtown go to great colleges because of the great educations they gain while living there. Also, Newtown has a ton of sports and activities to offer...it is by far one of the most fortunate places to live in Connecticut!
Girl: Woah, this place is so awesome! What town are we in?
Mother: Newtown, CT, honey!
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A small town in mid western connecticut, bethel is quite dull, there are many townies, and a group of sports fanatics, and a bunch of random kids who don't do shit. Just about everyone either smokes weed, drinks, or smokes cigarettes, or a combination of all three. this town pretty much blows, the highschool is a bunch of prick teachers, and the cops have nothing better to do than over investigate petty crimes.
GOLF WANG
bethel, ct is about the last place you wanna be
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