Degrees Cali

The degrees of temperature Californians measure the climate in. Because they live in such a warm place, they become cold at unusually high temperatures. Thus, when converted to degrees Cali, 47 degrees Fahrenheit is 32 degrees Cali, 60 degrees Fahrenheit is 45 degrees Cali, etc. However, once you get to about 75-100 degrees Fahrenheit, the conversion stays the same.

"Omg it's so cold right now."
*looks at phone* "it's 47 degrees"
"That's sooooo cold!"
"It's like freezing in the midwest and east coast right now..."
"It's freezing HERE right now!"
"Yeah I guess it is in degrees Cali"

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Cali Gas

Cali gas is a form of heroin aften heated up to a gas quite commonly used in the California areas.

I saw some dude slumped last night i think he was on the cali gas shit!

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Cali-bound

You are going or heading to California

This weekend we are "cali-bound"

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cali bitches

Sometime in the '90s degenerates from San Fran and LA decided to ditch their shitty state and move up to the Pacific Northwest. They've brought their nasty bodies, their nasty culture and their nasty lifestyles and fucked up cities like Portland, Oregon. They spread to the Washington and Oregon coasts with their bullshit surf clothes and attitudes.

Dude, remember how much better Pacific City was before those cali bitches came and ruined it?

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keep it cali

to keep everything simple

girl #1: i dont know what to wear for the date me and josh are going on!!
girl #2: relax girl, just keep it cali and everything will be alright

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cali-fizzle

what us OG's call california.

im from S-Dizzle, Cali-Fizzle.
921.

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Cali-girl

A girl who has 10s across the board. I.e. face, breast, butt, body,

“Damn did you see Sarah? “
“Yeah, she’s almost definitely a Cali-girl”

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