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Male equivalent of a woman's "pre-menstrual syndrome"; marked by excessive mood swings, increased sensitivity, and random fits of anger.
1. That man has been crying for an hour; he must be suffering from calvin syndrome.
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Hmm where to begin....
1.Wanna-be, poser, thinks he's hot. fuck-upI would call him gay but that's an insult to homosexuals.
2.OMG how can you be so stupid?!I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO YOUR FAT ASS WHAT SO EVER IF YOU WANT SOME THAT BAD JUST FUCK YOURSELF CUZ NO ONE ELSE WANTS TO!!!!!YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, THEY ALL LAUGH AT YOU!!!!
3.Someone who thinks he's really hot and really popular when he really isn't.
1.Himself
2."You like m again don't you?!"
Me: "HELL NO!!You fucking fag!!"
3.Person 0:"OMG calvin is SOOO hot!!!"
Person 1:"Seriously?You think so?Ew!"
Person 2:*laughs hysterically*
Person 3:"He's like, really mean to everyone.Don't go there, I did."
Person 4:*throws up*
Person 5:*slaps person 0*"What are you on?!"
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When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.
'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'
Where one uses cocaine, ketamine and cannabis in one night.
Aight mate, you enjoy last night?
Yeah, joined CKC (Calvin Klein Club) was mental
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Calvin Coolidge is a term used to define anybody that looks like, acts like, or is an actual pedophile. You can also use other terms to refer to a Calvin Coolidge, such as Coolidge, CC (Dub-C), Calvidge, Candy Man, Mr. Coolidge or the word Pedophile itself. Calvin Coolidge's favorite place to take underage children is to the candy store.
This word also relates with the term dippin.
Mike: "Hey, look! It's Calvin Coolidge and his 16 year old girlfriend!"
Coolidge: "I haven't done anything with her!"
Mike: "Yeah right, I just saw you two dippin' at the candy store!"
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When someone Neville Longbottom-ed but instead of ugly to hot they go from awesome and totally someone you'd be friends with to fuckboi and someone their past-selves would punch in the face
Calvin Harris, Calvin Harris-ed
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He is a Ugandan businessman working in the gold mines in Mubende a golden district in Uganda
My name is Kawuma Peter Calvin