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Coming out of the closet
When a gay, trans or in any way queer person tells someone their identity, or declares it in front of a bigger audience.
Person 1: "You have an amazing fashion sense!"
Person 2: "Thank you! I just came out of the closet this morning."
A gacha life trend that i cant escape like man who cares about that frog, plus its on youtube and tiktok. i cant do this no more
person 1: oh no i saw a eye come out of a frog i stepped on!
person 2: NO WAY GACHA LIFE IN REAL LIFE!!
person 1: this is why yo dad left.
person 2: the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out and rolled and rolled and flew into your mouth
person 1: is that candy???
Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.
I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.
A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
another way of telling someone that you want them out of your conversation because they were not initially part of it and hence don't know even what the convo is about when they butt in
why are you interrupting, stop changing the subject; you came from a great cosmic egg
HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING! THE JEWS ARE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH! I WAS RIGHT! SEE!? SEE!? THAT'S THE THING I SAID LITERALLY! OOOOOOOOOOOH MY JEWSUS! OOOOOOOOH! THAT... IS... HILARIOUS! I mean, you see what I was saying, right? SEE!? I'm NOT and anti-semite! I said the thing that reality IS! THEREFORE, SMARTER AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! MASTER OF THEOLOGY! THE ULTIMATE MIND-BRAIN!
Hym "Hooooooookay.... I'm going to read you the- WRITE... I'm gonna write you (YOU read it... I don't read it.... And DON'T FORGET to read it to the blind!) the quote from Andrew Klavan at the Daily Wire.
Here it is: "When you use that phrase to mean the God has abandoned his chosen people, The Jews, THROUGH WHOM HE CAME INTO THIS WORLD INCARNATE... You are quoting the scripture as Satan did in the bible' and then he goes on to say 'You're quoting scripture for your own purposes, and that to me is especially wicked.' THEY'RE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH GUYS! JESUS! WAS! A JEW! IT'S THE SAME THING! IT MEANS THE SAME THING! WOOOOOOW! I WAS RIGHT! JESUS... WAS A JEW... AND HE WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEIR LITLLE INCEST CULT TO THE GENTILES... THEY DIDN'T REALLY GET IT... BAM! CHRISTIANITY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH* AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING PRICELESS! I SOLVED IT GUYS! I SOLVED THEIR LITTLE KIKE RIDDLE! HITLER BEAT ME TO IT BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WASN'T ALIVE YET... I would have figured it out first. Holy shit. Funny! Funny shit man that is wild. And the Muslims where like 'Oh yeah totally man I talked to the creature too and my wife's gotta wear a blanket now' PFFTT-HAHAHAHAHA! And Satan is just anyone who says they're not God! Or tries to usurp the Jews! Or thinks they're smarter than all of them! WELL... I'M YOU'RE HUCKLEBERRY! I CALLED IT! I'M THE GUY! And, well, I AM smarter than all of you. MAXIMUM MIND BRAIN! ULTRA OMEGA SKULL MEAT SUPREME! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"
when you come so hard you just end up going limp n the bed and not being able to move
"i fucked her so hard she came undone"