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Weiner canal

A females vigna

My weiner canal hurts

by Pimp1434 March 12, 2019


turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.

i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too

by kinky_donkey_punch69 April 12, 2018


venice of canal

Vagina; woman’s part

Close your Venice of canal before cahonies enter in

by southerbellewannabe January 1, 2019


vaginal canal

Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.

The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.

by bitchuck October 7, 2024


Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party

by 29072201 July 9, 2018


Eerie Canal

When a man rails a goth muscle mommy in the doggy style position pulls out and fills up the lateral dip in her back like its the Eerie Canal.

I was railing that Goth Muscle Mommy and shot up that line in her back. Call that an Eerie Canal.

by Phatcloud 69 January 18, 2025


Canal grape

An enraged elderly human being

Oh! Watch out, we don’t want to run into those canal grapes

by Publix powdered sugar long jon January 18, 2020