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Known as "Cape Crunk "or "Da Cape" by locals, Cape Coral is a crunk ass city on the west coast of florida in the 239. Its also home to many rich white people, but they they get their change robbed
Gangsta #1: Where are you rollin tonight?
Gangsta #2: Cape Crunk motha fucka!!!!!
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A cape to cover or conceal ones butt.
Alicia Keys needed an Ass Cape to cover her super booty!!!!!!
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Can party like man but love like a woman. Swears like a sailor, which many actually are. Four thirty racks between five friends is an uneventful night. They call the beach their home and Buffett thier hero. Professional funnelers and funhavers. Their motto "They just can't keep up." And by "they" they mean you.
cape cod girls for president!
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bhs girls have proved that they outdrink the guys and believe me...no one is jealous of your giant guts
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best place in the world with the best people, beaches, places to eat, and everything :D Cape Cod is the best
my girls, the best in this whole world!!
Nauset Beach = <33333333
Java Journey is love too!
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1. The place where every old person in America comes to die.
2. The 5th largest city in Florida, although you cant tell, because nobody, except its residents, knows it even exists.
3. A place where every scene kid in America seems to live, and for fun activities, well you can find some of the "local scene beans" behind the mcdonalds at camalot snorting cocaine, and other various illegal substances.
4.A place that has nothing to do, except for marquee cinemas, and sun splash.
5. A drama filled city, mostly because of all the scene kids, so if your life is boring, become scene.
Very Old Person 1: Hey honey, where do you want to move?
Very Old Person 2: Lets move to Cape Coral, seeing as were going to die soon anyways!
Normal Kid 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Normal Kid 2: Lets go somewhere fun!
Normal Kid 3: How about Maruee Cinemas, or Sun Splash!
Normal Kid 1: But Maruee Cinemas is filled with SCENE KIDS!
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The summer one cape cod is bumpin, but the winters are suckmonkey
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