Self-Care

Doing your makeup and eating pizza rolls

Hey throw some pizza rolls in the oven, it's a self-care day

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care a toss

To give a damn

"I just started to learn French."
"Bully for you, stupid, I don't care a toss."

Who cares a toss for politics?

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self care

When millennial women choose to ignore all of the tasks they need to accomplish in favor of screwing over their coworkers, doing culturally-appropriative meditation rituals, and drinking La Croix water. Can also involve rubbing ungodly amounts of coconut oil over their skin and listening to vaporwave music while planning an outing to a gentrified book store or record shop.

"Why did you call into work sick 15 minutes before your shift started?"
"Oh, I was practicing self care."

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Sharing is Caring

A circle of trust where secrets can be told without fear of them being retold to the wrong people. A safe place whose members only expectations are complete discretion outside of the circle and complete indiscretion inside the circle.

This is what it is not:
Girl: Why were all you guys looking at me in the eating hall?
Guy: Its because we were talking about how this kid totally gave you the piledriver last weekend.

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care bearing it

To molest stuffed animals in the harshest manner possible.

Dude, where is steve?" "Man, he is at home care bearing it." "Well it's better then drinking and driving, I guess.

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Care bear

the girl that pretends she's fine but in reality dies a little inside Everytime someone asks if she's ok

Care bears in her room crying over shawn Mendes

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no-one cares

A term which i find fits Kim quite well. Though it is a generalisation, which im opposed to, i think it is, by and large, true.

(If anyone does care, and wishes to argue their case, i'd like to hear from you. I like funny e-mails...)

Kim: Blah blah blah, i have problems with everyone. I'm always in an argument. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Lar: No-one care

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