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Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.
Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.
Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton
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Will claim she is not hungry but will steal all of your food. Always wants desert or sugar. Still denies that she is a vsco girl but she uses a hydro flask and scrunchies so you tell me. Names her car, loves monograms, LOVES coffee. She is pretty dope tho. The most beautiful woman ever, strong, courageous, kind, sweet, funny, sarcastic, independent, brilliant, and loving.
When I met Mary carol ray my life changed forever and I have never been happier, I am still dumbfounded as to how someone this incredible can exist
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A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.
Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.
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aka the CPP
A secret project at which no further explanation can be divulged
yet
"gentlemen, CPP has reached phase 3"
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when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.
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A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.
Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."
Carol/ Carl is the type of person who hates their life decisions and instead of trying to make the best of them, they are constant complainers, love to play the “blame game” , and seek others to join in their misery by upsetting their day.
When I see my work schedule and notice that I have a shift with Carol/Carl, I have to make sure to get a good nights sleep and affirm a positive aura for the day.