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When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.
Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.
I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.
Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.
" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.
Translates literally to: "seize the meme"
That meme will problem offend a lot of people... oh well, carpe diememe
The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
Present Continuous Tense for Carpe Diem
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