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This is when someone poops in a urinal.
Let's hurry up and leave, the toilet was broken and I really needed to shit so I had to pull a Lazy Cassie. At least it was mostly liquid.
A song about an evil woman named Cassie and the path of her destruction.
Lyrics:
intro
Cassie eats cockroaches,
she eats them in her sleep,
she detects them wing by wing,
she names every single one
and when she names them Carl
it means she'll kill them tomorrow
Verse
she only kills her closest friends,
so close they can't defend
against the horrors of the devil cloaked in
Cassie's skin, who'll kill you in the end
Chorus
Cassie is a cannibal, she'll kill you in your sleep
but only if you marry her and only if she's the beneficiary
of your life insurance policy
Verse
she's burned through four husbands and Carl is the fifth,
she got all his personal data and all of his filth,
she owns his house and he paid for her car,
the cliff they're heading for isn't that far
Verse
Carl's been warned, but he's just a Carl.
he's not smart enough to look to tomorrow,
and the only way to know what lies ahead
is to look back at the road that she came from
Bridge
it's an ugly alley, stream the victims
of the reign of of Cassie
the victims are lifeless
laying there ashamed to get up,
they're plastered with Cassie's stories
slandered to death
left without any reason to live
Verse
she says Carl's different.
she says Carl's her man
but she hasn't changed,
she's got a knife in her hand
Verse
she says this is real love
because she loves his cock,
but everybody knows that
he's on the chopping block
"She's a sick bitch!"
"Well, Cassie eats cockroaches. What did you expect?"
A relationship un like no other. The two love each other like they were born to. They fight like the average couple but always find a way to make things right. They are weird and big dreamers. They pick each others noses and lick each others toes. The best kind of love there is.
Jordon and cassie seen eating a wonder full meal together.
A tough cookie to crumble. She a beast at spike ball but she listens to big time rush?🙃
Cassie Black is that one tiktoker always doing cosplays.
Tough cookie to crack. A beast at spike ball but she listens to big time rush?🙃
Who's that beast playing spike ball? Oh thats a Cassie Black.
Someone who is extremely wack!
Man, Cassie Rachel Keller is so wack!