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A prison inmate who tries to act tough from behind his or her cell door by yelling names or other derogatory statements at either another inmate or a corrections officer. This is usually done when said inmate believes that most likely they won't be identified.
Like a true cell gangsta, Charlie waited until the C.O. was out of range before talking trash on him.
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A biological process in which your body makes a shitload of ATP in the Mitochondria.
(In Bio Class)
Kid 1: OMG! I got a 103 on my Cell Respiration test! :D
Kid 2: I got a 44. Oh well, it could've been worse...
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A form of hereditary anemia that causes the red blood cells to stop functioning, causing lethargy. For the most part, only occurs in black peoples.
I'm running fast! Fast FAST! Shit, here comes the sickle cell. My running days are over, time to get back to the TV and welfare, hehe. :P
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when David ring puts his cell phone on his penis
David rings cell fucked at his new years party
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A personal locating device which ensures that you are pussy whipped
Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !
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A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.
Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.
"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."
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When a gentlemen is wearing very tight jeans containing his Cell Phone in his front pocket. Also acceptable: Phone Bone
I was going to bring my phone with me into the club but I didn't want to risk cell bone.
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