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chewbacca cow

when you ejaculate in a girls mouth and squeeze her nipples really hard so milk sprays while she screams and gurgles to sound like chewbacca

woah bro jessica was a total chewbacca cow last night”

by niggersaur March 14, 2022


Chewbacca in a headscarf

A English teacher called mrs Abdul

The fucking Chewbacca in a headscarf gave me a detention

by BananaCupcakke September 28, 2019


chewbacca starfish

A hairy butthole, typically on a adult male.

Oh Gary, you need to shave that Chewbacca starfish if you wanna get laid.

by DO-E July 15, 2017


shaggy Chewbacca

A type of cannabis named after a starwars character. 10 to 12 % Thc.

Shaggy Chewbacca is so dope

by bud master March 17, 2022


Funky Chewbacca

A sorrowfully unpracticed sexual act involving a number of uses and combinations of pubic hair, semen, and/or body hair, ass hair, gooch hair, urine, feces, and/or any sticky bodily fluid one posses at the time of the devastating money shot.

Some popular variations include:
- Rear entry culminating in either the use of saved body hair or the timely and most likely painful removal of one's own body hair as a temporary face mask attached with one of the afore mentioned bodily fluids, the most funky of which, depends mostly upon the depravity of the offender.
- Missionary style entry that culminates in a prison style attack involving the use of bodily fluids and funky rotting dingle berries specifically and carefully prepared for use in depraving another being, most likely human, of their right to not be choked to the point of gurgling ,in a wookishly manner, up the bodily fluid used to attach the body hair of choice to their now animalistic looking face.

(Offender)
Man, last night I found that bag of pubes I've been saving and finally expressed my love of my buddy Anus by giving that bitch a Funky Chewbacca... UUoooaaaahhhhh!!!!.....
(Soon to be another victim)
Lol, bro you're a crazy bastard. (internally translated to: and that would probably worry me if I believed a word you've said)
(Offender)
You.......... Have no........ Ideaaaaaa........ Mmmmmmm.....

by PerhapsOneTwoMany October 15, 2012


Chewbacca balls

when a man doesn't shave his sack for years and looks like chewbacca's balls

Lisa: oh my god why do you have chewbacca balls??

Dan: what? i just don't shave is all

by blepbopniggy October 4, 2018


chewbacca curtains

A pair of hairy, furry, or shaggy carpet covered like low hanging labia lips hence the reference to the star wars character Chewy the Chewbacca...lol

Hey Bruh....heard you'd been chewing on your ol' lady's Chewbacca Curtains..lol

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017