Clock-Block

Anything (person, place, activity or thing) that can distract you from doing what you should be doing.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I got CLOCK-BLOCKED creeping my ex's Snapchat..."

devil clock

The evil clock that haunts the WSU campus. While it is seemingly beautiful and normal during the daytime, it turns an evil shade of blood red when the sunsets and uses subliminal messages to hypnotize the students of Washington State University. It's apprentice, the jukebox of Hillside, does devil clock's work and attempts to lure people with it's dark spell. In the devil clock movie, soon to be starred in by Samuel L. Jackson (voice of the devil clock), the devil clocks spell takes over all of the students and the one nonposessed student has to climb up and sacrifice his life to crash through devil clock to unleash the spell and save the world.

Devil clock says hi and he's upset you haven't responded to his messages.

Clocking the dough

To sell illegal drugs in exchange for money

Eazy-E: Cruising down the street in my 6-4
Jockin the freaks clocking the dough

clock spring

Big curly pubes

As I showered I noticed several clock springs attached to the soap.

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pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

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strawberry clock

1. An alternate account created by the Newgrounds animator coolboyman for the sole purpose of spamming the Flash portal.

2. The animator who, on August 15, 2001, submitted the "flash" B and sparked the creation of the Clock Crew.

3. The King of the Portal even though he never won that award in real life.

Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is king of the portal!!!

n00b: N0 hes not!!11!1 Clawks suk!

Clock Crew Member: Hmm.... Flashes by n00b: -none-

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doomsday clock

The clock that shows how close humanity is to "Midnight", a nuclear holocaust. As of 2002, the clock sits at 7 minutes to midnight.

In 1984, the doomsday clock was at 3 minutes to midnight.

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