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To insert, or to, more appropriately, THRUST the fist, shaped like a rock (boulder) into a sexual area of the human body. Once fully inside, the hand is to mimmick the movement of a large boulder and/or that of a crumbling rock, creating a sensation of both pleasure, and pain for the receiver. It is said that geologists (those who study rocks) can supply the best Boulder Colorado, as they can reenact the boulder with the greatest skill out there. Commonly practiced in the town of Boulder, Colorado, this trend is being spread throughout the world, known for its creativity and distinctive pleasure.
R: Hey maxdog, what did yu do to ashleymae last night?
S: Yo dude, he heela Boulder Coloradoed that shit! Beat that pussy up!
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When a woman pulls her cheeks down as to resemble a Bulldog as you face fuck her. Allows for easier entry.
Hey honey lets do the ol' Colorado Bulldog tonight
Alright let me get my dog collar!
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A great TINY town which is home to Lyons High School which, in it's class of 2010 it had whopping 79 students!! All kidding aside, Lyons is a great town with great people!!
Person 1: You ever heard of Lyons, Colorado?
Person 2: Where the hell is Lyons?
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a shitty NHL team who are constantly the bitches of the Detroit Red Wings
haha remember the time when Mccarty beat the shit out of Claude Lemieux. i was cracking up so loud. that same year Colorado Avalanche started sucking right after that game.
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A fag city that is only on the map because of the ski resorts by it. The only thing to do is to go to some gay pool that is filled with gay teenagers because that's the only thing to do on a Friday night.
Not Gay Person: Ugh, why do we have to stay in Salida, Colorado when we can stay at the ski lodge?
Gay Fag: Because its cheaper!!!!!!
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Berthoud is a cute little town in Northern Colorado with a population of about 5,000. It's a rural based community and Caucasian but the township is not racist. The people are young and active but they can be boring and cliquish. Workers commute and most families have a dog or a horse.
The populous is a mix of the highly educated who have chosen to raise families there and those who were born there. There are two elementary schools. Berthoud Elementary has an extremely high ranking in the state but teaches to the test. Ivy doesn’t rank as high but the parents, teachers and kids seem to be happier there.
I haven’t heard much about Turner Middle School but everyone just wants their kids to survive the onset of puberty. Berthoud High is supposed to be geared toward the sciences. Wrestling, football and baseball are popular but rankings fluctuate a lot. The community gathers in groups for sports or at church. There is one outdoor public swimming pool in town but no golf courses or bowling. There are several lakes within a short drive, including Carter Lake.
The brewpub in town but doesn’t serve food so I’m not sure how long it will last. Notable restaurants come and go but there is always a decent place to get food. I hope the A&W with old fashion drive-in slots stays forever.
If you want a nice place to live your own life and raise a family in a small community, Berthoud is a lovely town. If your single and want to mingle, you might want to try Boulder or Denver instead.
Berthoud, Colorado is a cute sunny little town that gives me room to breath and to live care free. It's close to the mountains and the forest without having to deal with a ton of snow. It's a typical mid-America rural community and just a little shy of being a yuppy town. Sandwhiched between the hicks and hippies in Loveland and the town of Longmont, Berthoud is the best little town North of Boulder.
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The name of a restaurant. Also, a campfire that you build in Colorado.
(But that's not the definition you were *really* thinking of, is it? 🤣)
Last night we all went out to eat at the Colorado Campfire. The food there is great!
It gets cold in Colorado, so when camping you better build a campfire.
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