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The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and swallowing it.
Joe starts off every day with a Columbus Coffee shot in bed.
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When a male biped defecates upon the mammary glands of a female biped of the same species. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum and testicles into the fresh feces . The male biped then continues to place his feces covered scrotum and testicles into the females oral cavity forcing her to masticate upon the fresh testicles and feces.
Dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during sex last night and she started yelling at me. She told me to Columbus Cherry Fondue her. I didn't know what that meant so I just took a shit on her chest, dipped my balls in it and then made her suck on them. That shut her up.
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A big gay bird whose blumbus reaches to Columbus. Gay bird who uses blumbus for recreation activities at gay bars in Columbus
Hey Steve look, it's the Blumbus from Columbus twerking at Davids!
Penetrating an anus with a finger covered hot sauce in-lieu of sexual intercourse.
"i caught my girl cheating on me so i gave her a Columbus hot finger"
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a football team that will talk shit about other schools football teams and lose against them and will fight them when they loose for “starting beef” even though they started it
columbus football team: wow la grange sucks ass, they aren’t good they finna catch this L
la grange football team: *wins football game*
columbus football team: starts fight at end of game
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a shit liberal arts school for people who think theyre smart and better than everyone else. Columbus HIgh School is filled with all the wannabe stoners, vaping pussies, and circle jerkers in the Columbus GA.
Ah fuck you go to columbus high school? sorry i dont talk to people who eat semen for money.
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To lay claim of ownership to something/someone that isn't yours, more commonly associated with relationships.
Girl, I told him that I had a boyfriend now, but he tried to Christopher Columbus me and claim the p**sy is still his.
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