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unicorn conservative

A citizen who is not wealthy or a business owner, but is so sure that one day they will be, they vote against fair labor and social services, while voting in favor of tax breaks for those wealthier than themselves.

Working class voters whose dreams have not met reality. A unicorn conservative lives in a Horatio Alger fantasy.

by Joeltron August 5, 2011

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Conservative Takeover

The incredible shift to the right this website is currently undergoing. Historically, most of the authors here have tended to lean left-wing or libertarian. But it's changing.

Evolution, an established scientific theory, is now ridiculed.

The front page for Liberal is now under attack by angry, frustrated right wingers.

Abortion has undergone similar attacks.

Don't even bother with the page for Barack Obama.

The liberals on this site need to wake up, we're getting buried.

Conservative Takeover

It's not all that bad, though. Global warming is now frequented more by people who know what the hell they're talking about. Pages like God and Bible are still clearly dominated by the non-religious too.

by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011

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conservative punk

An oxymoron used by poseurs who claim to be the real thing. There are several myths they like to spew. The first Anarcho-communism being an oxymoron, conservatards obviously don't know what communism or anarchism is. The second everyone who's not one is a fat mike worshiping hot topic loser, just not true. Real punks hate them too. However the biggest lie they tell is that they're the real essence of punk, whereas their god is Michale Graves is an ex marine(authoritarian) who never heard of the misfits prior to joining and punk has always been the antithesis of conservation and anti-authoritarianism. That being said, conservative punk is best defined as sheep who want to vent about the fact that a liberal made them feel stupid once. They are a blight on the scene they are actually worse than NOFX,anti-flag etc as they are simply poseurs and an oxymoron.

Conservative punk: we're the real essence of punk
Liberal-punk: no we are
Anarcho punk: you poseurs make us all look bad
Crust punk: yeah fuck off poseurs
Horror punk: no one cares!
Street punk:....*punches both*
Anarcho-punk: at least they aren't juggalos

by fuckcapitalism84 November 20, 2011

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compassionate conservative

A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO

5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.

by Brandon Ped. February 28, 2008

50๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


conservative punk

Not at all an oxymoron. Today punk kids are led to believe that communism is the way to be although they preach anarchy. Thus calling themselves, Anarcho-communists. However this makes no sense because of the fact that these two ideals lie on the opposite sides of the spectrum. Truly educated punks who adopt conservative/libertarian ideals know that they highly oppose the government are the true anarchists that try to push for smaller government.

Guy-who-thinks-he-is-punk: FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!! DIVIDE THE NATION'S WEALTH!!!
Conservative Punk: First of all, you need the government to divide the nation's wealth and second of all it's called 'communism' and it didn't work you fucking retard.

by oitoy January 3, 2006

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conservative smoker

1. A marijuana smoker who is conciously aware of the world, themselves and the influence taking place throughout. An active and progressive individual seeking more than just a "high".
2. Smoker who has a "roach stash", and later creates one joint or blunt using the left-over remaining marijuana.
3. Someone who buys marijuana, yet uses it in small quantities. Thus, conserving amounts of marijuana thru manipulating doses.

"Danny doesn't smoke blunts anymore"

"Really? Why not"

"You gotta get more weed for blunts. He's trying to save money on that shit right now, he's a freaking conservative smoker"

by yesy March 16, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conservative Action

The practice of providing admissions or hiring advantage to applicants with conservative political or religious beliefs in an effort to achieve "intellectual diversity" in educational institutions.

Law Student A: "John Yoo's war crimes memoranda read like Colbert satire. How is that hack teaching at Boalt?"

Law Student B: "Conservative action can work wonders for an academic career."

by Richard Epstein January 28, 2011

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