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Roses are red , violets are blue , Cooper raped me so hard I had to poo
Man: holy fuck that cooper Gouvellis sure can give me that good booga shuga
the sexy bitch on tik tok who flaunts her nubs with STYLE. She is most commonly known for her brutal comment section, her single acrylic nail, and her most famous asset: the use of the n word!
“Guys look! It’s Miranda cooper. How hot.”
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A rock artist who helped shape what music is today. Not a girl you idiots.
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A large park in the centre of Cardiff. This beautiful location's scenery is often made redundant each and every Summer by hopeless drunken children of the "Emo" culture furiously vomiting over eachother whilst dry-humping anything in sight, homeless people included. Other dwellers of this otherwise wonderful park include "Chavs" that synonymously place themselves in public view with the "Emos". Where the "Emos" consider this place to be a public brewery, breeding ground and liquid vomitarium, the "Chavs" have a slightly different agenda. These track-suit tossers hunt the vulnerable prey that is the "Emo" by advancing from behind at roughly 2pm (By this time 95% of the "Emos" are paralytic) and stealing whatever the under-aged victim may be carrying so that they may return home to Ely by 8pm to purchase crack from a 36 year old mother of 274 children. More often than not this usually resorts to violence.
The less popular "functional family with 2.43989 children and a chihuahua / celestial horned aardvark" can be found scattered around the park brandishing plastic cutlery and various sandwiches and home-made pastries. These creatures tend to flee from the area within twenty minutes or so after being plonked on the bonce repeatedly with a half empty bottle of white storm by one of the intoxicated natives.
Safe bro. Me and Flipper Bill just "scored a draw" off Blodwin in Smallmans, wanna come to the blue shop and buy some motor oil so we can get "steamin'" and "block-up" in the doggin' tree about three thousand miles into Coopers field and perhaps steel a "peng" emos tampons brev? *insert incomprehendable local slang to finish the conversation"... Nice one
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Shock rocker and theatrical artist, as well as a musician. Though a pioneer in shocking parents worldwide, his music is generally fairly upbeat and rarely harbors any real malice.
Some speculation was made by aforementioned shocked parents that he was the Antichrist, but as usual these detractors had not listened to the music they were attacking and did not understand the man who created it.
Uninformed Christian: "Alice Cooper is evil!"
Comparitively intelligent rocker: "Alice Cooper rocks!"
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One of the greatest rock artists ever who only stupid people havn't heard of.
Person 1: Alice Cooper rocks!
Stupid person: Whos she?
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Amazing(if ageing) shock rocker. He is actually a man, to any stupid fuck that thought otherwise. The name of the band that got him successful was Alice Cooper, and he believed himself to be the reincarnation of a witch of that name. later, he legally changed his name to Alice Cooper. The song that he is probably most famous for is schools out.
Alice Cooper is a rock God.
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