Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.

Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!

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Cooter Pie

The best disguised name for a vagina, mainly used at drive-thru windows.

Customer: Do you guys still have the cooter pie?

McDonald's Worker: (yelling) DO WE STILL HAVE THE COOTER PIE?

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cooter cleavage

Camel toe. When a woman has her pants so tight you can literaly read her pussy lips. Only in the front and only for women. see grape smuggler to see the male definition

Your wife has so much cooter cleavage that it starts at her knee caps and goes strait to her nipples.

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Cooter chop

A firm and swift chop to the vag requiring more force and accuracy than a ball tap to reach a similar pain level.

jack: yo amy's passed the fuck out on ur bed man u should go hit
deej: yea im not tryin to hit.. she smells like dicks
jack: good luck movin her yo
deej: cooter CHOP!!

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curtled cooter

-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.

Snagglepuss has a curtled cooter. I bet it's oozing all over the seat.

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cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.

if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.

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cooter bacon

Slang for abnormally large labia

Not quite meat curtains but cooter bacon to be sure.

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