Cork-Soaker

As known from the SNL skit, a Cork-Soaker. Basically this term, is stretched from the term, "Cocksucker", to Cork-Soaker. It can be 2-Worded without the hyphen, but preferred with the hyphen. Yet, commonly known and widely used. It can be used in different ways.

"Hey look at that woman, she must be a good Cork-Soaker."
"Hello ladies, are any of you good at soaking corks?"
"Man, I want her to soak my cork."

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ass cork

a homos penis,or any other object that can block an anus.

BEN!get that ass cork out of my anus i need to fart

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Cunt Cork

A word often used in chemist's when a lady is too embarrased to ask for 'ladie's things'.

i don't suppose you could provide me with a CUNT CORK, i seen to be gushing terribly.

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Corking the Bat

using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic

College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!

College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!

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Triple Cork

A trick where one executes a horizontal gainer type maneuver from a j-step takeoff and rotates 3 times before landing.

As of now, Scotty Skelton is the only person to have successfully landed this trick on film.

The tricking community was freaking out when Scotty landed the triple cork!!!

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Popping The Cork

When you giving it in the pooper to a first timer, at first you need to get in slow and then pull out really fast, causing a popping noise and the overflowing of god knows what.

Bob literally shit and squealed like a bitch when he found out Sutter was popping the cork.

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support the cork

Having to wear a tampon just one more day.

Well I guess I have to "support the cork" one more day.

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