Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.
Salty Cornhole is when you use a salt shaker and sprinkle some on your dick and fuck someone in the ass.
Cromagnum: Last night this old lady let me salty cornhole her.
Hatchet: Thats what im talkin about brah!
1) caused by a lack of understanding of Chemistry
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.
While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.