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To take a dump.
my bad, I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the cosmic pool.
A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you
either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you
either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
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A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
What connects all consciousness in the universe
I connect to my cosmic membrane to find my origins
Aka Akashic Records
Cosmic Free Way is a jam band from the Reno/Tahoe area.
Cosmic Free Way jams with Probable Cause.
An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.
When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!
Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!
Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!
Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!