Walk there sober.
Walk home shoulder to shoulder
We Cottaged last night.
To get fucked (anally)
Where did Steve go? Oh, he took a shortcut through Riddlesdown Common. I'm pretty sure he got cottaged.
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Zack goes cottaging on thursdayd
When you and your fellow country man have fun in a public lavatory
Jordan went to a public lavatory and some farmers said pull your pants down and they started cottaging and Jordan loved it
A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.
The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.
He was looking for cottage soap and titties.