1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)
2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)
Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!
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Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.
Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...
When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing
Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo
Tj couch is a name for a boy. This typical person is a faggot.
Tj couch is a fag. He is a fag that dated lexi.
couch activities are activities on a couch consisting of cuddling,sexy time, and or just chillin
me and skylar were doing couch activities last week
Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."
the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!