Covid-Cuck

Similar to the traditional definition of: 'Cuckold' except instead of enjoying watching someone else have sex with your spouse, you enjoy watching the government fuck your neighbour in which you just ratted out for breaking 'lockdown' restrictions.

Yeah, I'm a real covid-cuck, I just ratted out my neighbour for having his grandma over, now he's facing a $850 fine; I'm very impressed with myself.

Ben is a real covid-cuck, he just called the cops on me for having my mom over for dinner.

I'm too scared to go outside; I'm nosey and bored, better covid-cuck my neighbour cause' I see that he has one more car in the driveway than he usually has, he must be breaking lockdown restrictions!

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covid-19

the reason toilet paper doesn't exist.

Person 1: wheres all the toilet paper!
Person 2: covid-19 has started.

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covid nomad

A COVID Nomad is a person that travels to or is stranded in a different country than their own country or chooses to abandon citizenship and flee to a country with the desired pandemic response.

The Covid Nomad didn’t like the rules or stress of his/hers state so he/she booked a flight to Mexico.

I flew to Cozumel Mexico from California; I guess now I’m a COVID Nomad.

My local beaches were closed, my gym was closed, my bar shutdown and my basketball hoop was taken down so now I’m going to move to Brazil & call myself a Covid Nomad.

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Survivor: Covid

Another incarnation of the popular Survival franchise wherein the wily contestants, trapped on a tropical island, try to avoid contracting Covid-19.

Contestants dig hidden tunnels and live in treetops on Survivor: Covid and the idea of being clever and physically active with no cumbersome masks appeals to the public!

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Covid Code

A code of ethics outlining healthy guidelines for the COVID-19 Pandemic that is meant to reduce the incidence of Coronavirus.

This Covid Code is bullshit, how on Earth is someone supposed to get laid with all of these random restrictions?

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Covid-19

Something I am sick of hearing because I hear it on a daily basis

News: So apparantly the virus called Covid-19 is going to-
Me: *dies*

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The COVID-19

The typical amount of weight you gain while in quarantine.

“I definitely gained the COVID-19 while in quarantine these past three months”

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