Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

cramp as hell

When something is exciting and/or cool

Synonym: Hype

Person 1: Check out my new J's!
Person 2: That's cramp as hell!!!

couch cramp

That ache you get in your muscles when you haven’t gotten off the couch for days. Eventually your muscles start camping from the couch no matter how often you change which side you are lying on.

I haven’t gotten off the couch for three days, you won’t believe the couch cramp I am dealing with right now.

lung cramp

hitting/smoking/inhaling herb and experiencing pain in the chest.

i hit that mendo purp oil hash so hard off my new bong filled with ice extra long i'm feelin a lung cramp when i smoke. it has lasted for days .

Cum cramps

when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.

bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill

male cramps

An erection, boner

Don’t kiss me while we’re on the beach.

Why not?

It gives me male cramps!

Cramping

Being on your period whilst camping.

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!