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Any crime committed with a bladed object, namely a stabbing or other assault committed with a sharp object.
You know, John was arrested for the death of his girlfriend...it could have been a knife crime. stabbing stabbed murder
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Committing a crime (usually violent) against a person, or group of people, with a different skin color.
Mortimer: "Hey, did you hear about that white guy that killed someone in Harlem?"
LaQuintisha: "Gotta be a hate crime! ax anyone! mmmmhmmmm!"
" if you want to hurt another human being, you'd better make damn sure they're the same color as you are!" - South Park, Cartman's Silly Hate Crime.
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Pooping in the work bathroom stalls without anyone realising it was you.
Someone came in to pee while I was pooping at work yesterday, so I stall stalled until he left. Perfect crime!
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"Yeah we knuckin and buckin and ready to fight
I betcha Im'a throw dem thangs
So haters best to think twice
See me I ain't nothin nice
And crime mob it ain't no stoppin'
They be like Sadaam Husein, Hitler and Osama Bin Laden
Like they steady gum poppin
And I am actin a fool
I wish a hater would get crunk up on this crime mob crew
Now enough is enough boy
Rough and get stuffed boy
Luck is a must boy
Knuck if you buck boy"
-Need I say more?
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Someone whose birth did the world a disservice. Essentially, a "crime of passion" is a person whose creation was a mistake.
Look at that crime of passion Jeff over there: he's urinating in the bathroom soap dispenser.
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A formerly quiet community in the Poconos, Lake of the Pines is otherwise known as Lake of the Crimes. The influx of New Yorkers who bring with them drugs and crime have caused this scenic development to be more commonly refered to as Lake of the Crimes.
Where do you get your weed? Lake of the Crimes of course!
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When hoarsing around at work, A co-worker gets hit really hard in the testicles to the point of incapacitation.
He is now in the bathroom puking from war crimes
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