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When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.
Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it
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Spilled coffee in the lap area, especially common when using the crotch as a cupholder on the morning commute. Fresh, it's a wet stain. Dry, it's a brown stain that can last all day. Occasional whiffs of coffee will drift upward through the day, especially during strenuous activity.
The bump in the road caused a splash, and the warm wetness indicated another case of coffee crotch
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Slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.
Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.
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When someone drops something, and it falls in their lap. It mostly occurs when the person is sitting. When dropping something while standing, the person will catch the item by pushing it against their crotch in a fast motion to stop it from falling.
During Biology, Mia dropped her pencil. She put her hands down to catch it, only to realize that her crotch caught it instead of her pencil falling the the floor.
Steve: "Crotch Catch!"
Mia: "Stfu Steve."
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Snaps between the legs in a garment for easy access to use the bathroom.
Women's body suits, girdles, lingerie, costumes have snap crotches so you can use the bathroom without removing the outfit.
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Its the same concept as a cock blockbut its a uni-sex word, meaning it can be used for girls and guys. Its a person that basically prevents a person from hooking up with another.
A group of three or more girls and a duff come to a party. The duff is named Theresa Marie. All night Theresa Marie will not stop talking to the girls and prevents them from talking to the guys. She is constantly taking them away from the party and is being a total crotch blocker to the guys
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Any type of food eaten by many that is held in the crotch of ones legs while seated. (Most commonly popcorn, chips, candy, etc.)
"Tony, get your hand away from my vitals."
"Dude, it's okay; it's crotch food."
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