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one of the best people you could ever meet. he can make your day so much better with just a look. if you're close with him he cares for you unconditionally in his own way and has hands down the best smile. he has the best personality and sense of humor but you gotta be cultured enough to understand. he can look pretty intimidating sometimes but hes actually a big softy or a big friendly giant. hes a very patient and understanding person and someone who is actually pretty easy to get along with. hes very talented although he won't admit it. hes hard on himself sometimes but theres no reason for him to be when hes pretty much perfect. he makes everyday so much better and if you know him you should be very grateful especially if he decides to stick around. theres so much more to describe him and how amazing he is but that'd be like a whole 500 page essay
"You see that guy over there, the really tall one?"
"yea what about him?"
"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"
-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)
Navy tradition of punching your friend in the arm when get promoted to E3 to E6, punch lands where the patch wound get sewn on to the uniform.
Tack on a crow. My arm is still sore from getting my crow tacked on.
"Being a Crow" is when someone will give you random, almost useless items as a way of showing affection.
Person 1: Dude, name was Being a Crow.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: They gave me a rock, how useless...
Crow of Judgement is a meme often used as a reaction image of judgment and disapproval. It is also captioned and changed to fit different scenarios.
Meme:
-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")
*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.
A word for when a dude is dating a woman who is three times his age
Gene: is Jimmy seriously in love with that woman she's old enough to be his grandma
Sue: I don't know if it's true love but it's for sure a crow-mance!
defined in the Kama Sutra as "bodies inverted, the two lovers grasp eachothers sex organs with their mouths experiencing great heights of ecstacy"
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to try the crow position in bed tonight.
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just a small reworking of "holy cow"
holy crow,look at that!!!
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