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Sex on the beach, in the middle of it pull out and dip your junk in the sand, then go right back in.
That chick totally screamed when I gave her the Crusty Arab
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The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".
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to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.
your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.
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The act of probing your left or right index finger into your anus and gathering a messy filth, thus placing your finger in your partner's mouth in a hook like fashion pulling the hook with such force as to show domination of your partner, hence the the name given, " The crusty hook".
"Bryan gave his boyfriend the crusty hook to show how dominate he was".
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The art of jizzing into a tissue, screwing it up into a ball and leaving for a few weeks to dry. The tissue is then unravelled over a victims head showering them in man crust
I gave a midget some of my crusty rain the other night. It went in her eye and she cried.
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Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!
She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved
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A Crusty Harold is a sexual act where a male fornicates with another male or females anus until ejaculation occurs and the semen is left to dry or "crust" on the anus over night. It is then licked until clean the next morning.
Koza totally gave that girl a Crusty Harold and the crust that accumulated over night was so prominent that it took more licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop than he thought.
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