The cuban bear

A man known as the Cuban bear is a mythical legend. Loves nothing more than a bottle of buckfast and going on a buzz.

Oh fuck the Cuban bear just downed a bottle of vodka and fell in the shower

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cuban mix

a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!

got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!

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Smoking a Cuban

Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.

"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"

"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"

"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"

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Cuban Eyebrow

Placing penis on the temple of a lover and follow by shooting a stream of man milk accross the brow.

"It was so great, Marko gave me a wonderful Cuban Eyebrow last night!"

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Cuban Omellete

The art of violently projectile vomiting up the vaginal passage of a starving aids riddled african whore whilst maintaining an air tight seal so as to prevent the re-ejaculation of aids infested chunklets back into the performers mouth or face.

"hey bro that festering slut is gagging for a cuban omellete"

"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"

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Cuban Cuddle

A sex position in which sex is performed in a tanning bed and climax is only achieved when both partners are the correct coloration of a native Cuban.

Alex: Hey, let's make an appointment and go do the Cuban Cuddle.
Mary: Ok! I want to look Cuban anyways! I'm calling the tanning salon as we speak!

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Dirty Cuban

when you get anal and the man slaps you in the face with the condom covered in shit

When getting a hudini and then you get smacked with a Dirty Cuban.

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