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an annoying mesmer in a game called Guild Wars. Interupt, Diversion, Interupt, Diversion.
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A man known as the Cuban bear is a mythical legend. Loves nothing more than a bottle of buckfast and going on a buzz.
Oh fuck the Cuban bear just downed a bottle of vodka and fell in the shower
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Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.
"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"
"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"
"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"
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The art of violently projectile vomiting up the vaginal passage of a starving aids riddled african whore whilst maintaining an air tight seal so as to prevent the re-ejaculation of aids infested chunklets back into the performers mouth or face.
"hey bro that festering slut is gagging for a cuban omellete"
"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"
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Placing penis on the temple of a lover and follow by shooting a stream of man milk accross the brow.
"It was so great, Marko gave me a wonderful Cuban Eyebrow last night!"
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A sex position in which sex is performed in a tanning bed and climax is only achieved when both partners are the correct coloration of a native Cuban.
Alex: Hey, let's make an appointment and go do the Cuban Cuddle.
Mary: Ok! I want to look Cuban anyways! I'm calling the tanning salon as we speak!
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when you get anal and the man slaps you in the face with the condom covered in shit
When getting a hudini and then you get smacked with a Dirty Cuban.
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