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A curse carried by all who have the Cullen name, by blood or marriage, usually resulting in financial or bodily disaster, often when least expected, disrupting plans and devastating all parties involved.
It's the Cullen Curse again!
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A a sparkling fairy trying to pass for a badass vampire, but failing miserably.
fangirl: Edward Cullen is so amazing.
randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.
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1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men.
2. Exclamation of disgust.
1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real.
2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!
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This is the name Bella Swan takes on after marrying the irresistibly beautiful vampire, Edward Cullen.
Bella is a fictional character from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.
"Enjoying the party, Mrs. Cullen?" -Edward Cullen talking to his new wife, Bella Cullen.
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A retarded homosexual so-called vampire who likes to feast on the entrails of little 12 year old virgin girls, then force feeds them his 'home-made" vampire shit. He is most likely to be found in the habitats of cold peninsula's located in China and North India. This homosexual vampire also likes to sneak into 5 year old boys rooms every night and rips of their undergrown penises and testiciles which he makes his special vampire 5 course meal "vampicles with sauce" (The sauce being the blood of a heterosexual male.)
Benefit fraud mother with 6 kids:
OMG have you read in The Times it says that another 5 year old boy has been raped and 5 12 year old girls who were having a sleepover were gagged and forced to what was thought to be the liver of a butch lesbian!
Man with job: STFU bitch how did you even afford the times newspaper besides if anyone had done that it would've been Edward Cullen now GTFO and make me a sandwich you japs eye.
A popular character according to many pubelescent teenage girls and boys, and including the rare heterosexual male aswell.
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A gay vampire in the book "Twilight" by Stephanie Dumbass
-fuck the dumb shit called Edward Cullen.
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A fictional vampire in the series Twilight. Many fangirls obsess over him even though:
A) He isn't real
B) He's a vampire
C) He's in a book
Most girls won't talk to boys now because they aren't like "Edward."
True Story:
Guest_runner113: hey
Guest_edwardluver10: hi
Guest_runner113: just curious, who is edward?
Guest_edwardluver10: twilight series
Guest_runner113: oh... and why do you love him?
Guest_edwardluver10: he is very chivelrous and very romantic
Guest_edwardluver10: he is also a hot vampire
Guest_runner113: well, how can someone be 1) hot and a vampire 2) hot in a book
Guest_runner113: i just can't see how words can make somone appear hot
Guest_edwardluver10: the way the author describes him
Guest_edwardluver10: plus the movie
Guest_runner113: um... ok... you do know he's not real right?
Guest_edwardluver10: yes
Guest_runner113: i don't know, i'm not following this
Guest_edwardluver10: still... hes not the average burn to death b/c of sunlight
Guest_runner113: so let me get this straight... you're in love with a fictional vampire who is hot because the author says he is?
Guest_edwardluver10: not real love... u know how many girls love edward cullen?
Guest_edwardluver10: many!!!
Guest_runner113: yeah, and it's SICK
Guest_runner113: find a real boy
Guest_runner113: there are plenty of us
Guest_runner113: and all of us hate this "edward" you speek of
Guest_edwardluver10: yeah, b/c he is actually a good person... he shows respect!
Guest_runner113: i know you don't believe this, but over 60% of guys show respect
Guest_edwardluver10: he doesnt go and say its sick
Guest_edwardluver10: i believe it,, its just the 40% are the ones i meet
Guest_runner113: but he thrives off the blood of people
Guest_runner113: and a lot of girls aren't respectful either
Guest_edwardluver10: no, read the books... he and his family feed off the blood of animals not humans
Guest_runner113: then why doesn't he eat meet?
Guest_edwardluver10: i know a lot of girls are rude... u probably think im one of them
Guest_edwardluver10: they dont eat food, they gag it up
Guest_runner113: all i'm saying is that edward isn't real and never will be real and obsessing over him is a waste of time and will get you nowhere
Guest_runner113: please pass this on to other twilight fans
Guest_edwardluver10: no
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