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Okay a girl takes a shit on a guys dick then gives him a hand job catches the jizz in her mouth u make out with her she spits the sperm into your mouth u lick her pussy and she gets pregnant with a retarded baby
I gave Patricia a cummy cream of the crop it was badass
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Cummies from angel are a gift from God. They are cum gummies that were made by an Angel's cum, put in a freezer and later got chewy. They are an eloquent flavor and are made for mhs only!
Girl: Hey did u get cummies from angel.
Other girl: Omg yesss they were so good they take long to chew and have a very semeny flavor!!!
Girl: You r so lucky i wish i had some in my mouth!!
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When a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. During awkward situations you call them Father cummy cake. Usually said to females :)
-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
HEY! father cummy cake!
Hey you!
No its FATHER CUMMY CAKE!
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When someone releases their cummy into your mouth and you say it tastes yummy as it enters into your tummy.
"Oh yes, please i want that yummy cummy in my tummy!"
Term used to describe people who have just engaged in anal sex. Can also be used to describe great anger or just to shock people.
Boy, that fag Tom sure is a poopie dick cummy butt.
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Where someone uses the inside tube if a bog roll to masturbate, you must keep the actual paper on the roll during the duration of your pleasurable activities. (For best use force a grandma to watch whilst strapped naked to a metal chair)
Yo bro, wanna come over later and have some CUMMY BOG ROLL fun?
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Cummie Bottom Boy/Girl is a term used for the masters of all types of sex, from BDSM to Sexting. They are true masters of the sex. They know every way of stimulation and pleasure, they have the ability to make you climax no matter what, they control everything, you cannot fight back, they will make you climax. Not everyone can have such a title.
Person 1: "Are you a Cummie Bottom Boy/Girl?"
Person 2: "What is that?"
Person 1: "It's someone that is a master of sexual activities"
Person 2: "Wao, I didn't know that was a thing, thanks for this crucial piece of information my comrade."
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