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Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.
Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!
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Common term for a set of ass cheeks, Butt, Cheeks, Glutes, turd cutter . .
I have just splashed a considerable amount of mud onto my Dirt Curtains
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A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
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A nice long luscious hick beard, which is well groomed and maintained.
Oh man, Look at Scott. He has one relentless Chin Curtain.
(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef
"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."
When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.
Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.
I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.
When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.
Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.
I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.