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Common term for a set of ass cheeks, Butt, Cheeks, Glutes, turd cutter . .
I have just splashed a considerable amount of mud onto my Dirt Curtains
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Curtain Climbers gravitate to anything that they can abuse! Whether dogs, floor cabinets, tables or even pant legs. They are frequently observed attempting to eat television remotes, intact dog hair and window sills. But they are nowhere near the threat of the ANKLE BITER.
Would someone please take my remote away from the Curtain Climber and disinfect it!
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A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain
I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.
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A nice long luscious hick beard, which is well groomed and maintained.
Oh man, Look at Scott. He has one relentless Chin Curtain.
A younger man screwing and older woman really hard
My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains
A smirk curtain is slang for a nice mustache. It is a curtain for the smirk.
Hey Dave did you just have a cappuccino? You’ve got some milk froth in your smirk curtain!
When a woman's pubic hair is so long, it creates a cover around her vagina.
I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.
Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.