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day friend

A friend you only hang out with during the day because theyโ€™re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.

I have a rule with Edith: I only hang out with her before sunset. Sheโ€™s strictly a day friend. The last night we went out, she released a family of raccoons in the club โ€œbecause they need to dance too.โ€

by Sickomonster March 7, 2023

1270๐Ÿ‘ 178๐Ÿ‘Ž


Palentine's Day

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

by librarianmike February 12, 2013

86๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Word of the Day

An extremely stupid word (i.e. Hungs, Masturbathe, Emotionap, etc.), that is almost certainly made up on the spot, that UD randomly puts on the front page and emails to all of its subscribers for no good reason at all. These "definitions" usually tend to be a pun or play on words and really don't make much sense.

Every goddamn Word Of The Day that has ever existed on this site since 2004 has been so mind-numbingly stupid that I feel that I've lost at least 40 IQ points.

by The real troofs, yo! September 8, 2013

215๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bluebird Day

A bright, clear, sunny day after a night of snowfall.

Nothing is prettier than a January bluebird day in Seattle.

by Emersonia December 12, 2011

270๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eddsworld Day

On the 6th of June, We celebrate the anniversary of Eddsworld! This is when it was made and people who like Eddsworld will Celebrate this Day!

โ€œI canโ€™t believe itโ€™s June 6th!โ€
โ€œNo, Itโ€™s Eddsworld Day. ๐Ÿ™„โ€

by Eddsworld November 7, 2020


friendship day

July 30th

Happy friendship day

by Xynskduchf July 30, 2018


The Day Laborer

When you fuck a girl from behind, while walking her around the room like a wheelbarrow.

Brad did the Day Laborer with Debra all night long.

by Brad Toms July 18, 2019