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When your southern girlfriend packs a phat lip of dip and gives you one sloppy blowjob
Blarg: Want me to give you a sloppy Dallas
Eric: Of course brother
Also Eric: OhHhHhHh yesss my friending!
A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
Made famous by theDoooo McNasty and Soup on youtube.
I was not aware that she was dipping at the time and she gave me a Sloppy Dallas.
When a girl packs a fat lip and sucks you off.
Yeah I met this honky girl last night, and she gave me a sloppy dallas.
A blowjob with a mouthfull of Copenhagen.
Dude she gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, shit looked like lawn clippings on my shaft.
A blowjob with a mouth full of dip
Yo my girl gave me a sloppy Dallas last night
a dallas based football team.
THEY SUCK BALLS!!!!! DO NOT EVER DEFEND, SUPPORT, OR WATCH THEM (UNlESS THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE). also NEVER WEAR AnyTHING COWBOYS-RELATED!!!!
Joe- Check out this Dallas Cowboys shirt i got
(gets punched in the face)
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1.A team that you hate because at some point in your sad life, they came to town and destroyed your team. Thus making your childhood a little more depressing.
2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.
3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
(example)
Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?
I bleed Dallas Cowboys. But this year(08/09) they played like a bunch of butt-fucking quiters. Absolutely unacceptable. We have a completed roster, with depth, and laden with talent. Make it a complete TEAM, and make amends next year.
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