Raspberry Danish

When you spread out someone's asshole, then jizz up and down it in a criss-cross fashion. The buttcheeks are the pastry, the asshole the raspberry filling, and the jizz is the icing.

I was eating this dude's ass, then I started jonesing for some raspberry danish, so I spread his asshole, jizzed up and down it, and licked it all up. Mmmm mmmm! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

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Danish Hysterectomy

When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.

John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"

Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."

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Danish Acquaintance

A 'friend' you only hang out with while smoking pot, and might not even know the name of.

Jeff: Hey, you know Tarun? He's a really chill guy.

Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.

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Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.

Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.

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Danish People

Mad crazy danish mapler is mad.

Danish guy : Hey there
English guy : Hello
Danish People

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danish pastry

A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up.

Jordan: Duuuuude, I totally gave Nikki a danish pastry last night!

Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?

Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.

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danish kiss

Kiss someone after you have Ejaculated into their mouth.

You see that movie The Danish Girl? If you dated that girl you'd get a lot of Danish kisses.

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