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A tower defense game that lonely men play to interact with lego women.
She caught his step bro playing Arena Tower Defense
The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".
"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
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While playing beer pong, you scream like Arnold to make your opponent miss.
*opponent lines up for a shot* you pull out your Screaming Austrian Defense "Your anus has brought shame to your father!" *opponent misses*
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a secret club of men where men defend fellow men from threats to mankind, mainly women.
man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"
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A lackluster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away -- similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull -- as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.
Kobe keeps running on the paint! I wish Lebron James stop playing el matador defense on Kobe.
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When you try to defend yourself against something you proabably did by saying "I know it looks bad".
When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."
Chris' girlfriend accused him of cheating after seeing exchanged pictures on his phone yesterday. But Chris pleaded The Chris D'Elia Defense, saying "I know it looks bad".
a mexican f1 driver who shows extremely talented defensive skills
"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"