When having sex, you finish, leave, and when she wakes up she doesn’t know what happened
Bertha: Hey Kate I think Jason totally Deja-dicked me Saturday
Kate: Oh, so your gonna be a single mom
When you search your memory but no how hard you try simply cannot remember what TV you watched the night before. Often a feature of pandemic mind, leaving sufferers with a sick feeling that their lives are wasting away in an endless succession of Netflix/Prime/Hulu/HBO Max binges.
I know I was up late cranking on some series last night, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.
Bruh you got a bad case of deja nu?
What'd we watch last night, bae?
Deja nu much?
orginally described by freud to apply to only men, deja womb is the feeling of dreaming of a place and feeling as if you've been there before, but what it is reminding you of is the womb.
bro, my dream last night gave me mad deja womb.
when you see someone hot who looks like someone hot you used to know
“Isn’t she that girl you met from the party?”
“Nah bro, different chick. you just got deja cute”
When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.
"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"
Deja Booze: like deja vu, but involving alcohol.
You can vaguely remember being somewhere, or hanging out with someone because you were intoxicated at the time.
I know I've been here before. Ohhhh yeah, I was drunk here last weekend, it must be deja booze!
1. the feeling of doing or seeing something that you actually have never done before.
2. KANSEI DORIFTO!
1. Wait, I had seen this in a dream before, guess it's just deja vu.
2. (eurobeat) Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before
(Higher on the street)
And I know it's my time to go