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Demon time starts at 11 pm ends at 3 am and consists of nonstop fuckery and horniness. Along with relaxation and laid backness. But may not happen unless Red Led lights are in the area. No fucks are given during this hour. Just straight Vibes.
He’s in demon time don’t fuck with him!
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one who is a cum-guzzling whore, or just likes the taste of semon,
matt: yeah man, she said she wanted to suck my dick and swallow my cum..
todd: hah. whatta semon demon.
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A ruthless, heinous bitch that lures innocent men into her deadly grasp. These men often become whipped, pathetic, and are helpless to escape the demon bitch's every whim.
The only way to have a chance at escaping a demon bitch is to throw your phone in a river and move to the opposite side of the country.
Person 1: Everything is my fault, even the stuff she does wrong, yet I can't leave her.
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: Because....she's a demon bitch...Btw, look at my spreadsheets...this is hard evidence I'm right.
Person 2: You're pathetic....
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A demon Phannie is a phan (@danisnotonfire & @amazingphil) shipper who reads too much into facts and attacks any females they hang out with.
Friend 1: DID YOU SEE THAT PICTURE OF DAN AND SOME GIRL?!
Friend 2: That's a fan.
Friend 1: SHES GETTING BETWEEN DAN AND PHIL I HATE HER!
Friend 2: You're such a demonic phannie.
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A male penis that feels so good to a female during sex that her body goes into convulsions as if possessed by a demonic spirit.
Peep 1: Hey, did you take that black guy home last night?
Peep 2: Yeah girl, we got it on and he made me cum uncontrollably like 20 or 30 times....I lost control!
Peep 1: Damn, sounds like he put dat demon dick on you!
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The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.
Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon
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The evil side of Youtuber/ Twitch Streamer Flightreacts, it is rumored to take full possession of him by June
Flight: F**** this game ahhhhhhhhhh
Chat: DEMON REACTS
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