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A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer
Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.
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Unncessary placement of graphics on otherwise normal items in order to make a product stand out from its competitors. Tends to 'creep' in with each successive line of products in order to maintain market share. Ultimately driven by broader design creep trends within a given market segment.
"Hey, that would be a sweet cowboy shirt if it weren't for the design creep on the pockets"
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person who dresses up in the stereotype "goth" form, but usually isn't actually a goth. They just pretend to be in order to fit in with a group or impress someone.
They wear all black clothing, long BLACK fishnet shirts, huge black studded/metal boots, neon or black fishnet tights (for girls), long, wavy black skirts usually with rips (girls), major studded belts, dye their hair black and grow it super long, wear black lipstick, black eyeshadow, and black eyeliner HEAVILY all together, paint nails black, wear pagan type necklaces and accessories of the sort just to seem like they're really into this.
Basically they are one of the largest wannabe.
1: "Look at Kailey, she's such a designer goth!"
": "mmmhmm, I'll bet she doesn't even know a single metal band or anything about the goth culture....such a poser!"
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In programming, things work by names. Therefore, if you have to change something, add something, remove something, it normally takes a lot of work, as your have to re-implement the names.
Design Patterns is a successful attempt to eliminate the frustration by helping you create a separate interface (where you tell the program what things do) from your classes (how you implement actions).
While it is commonly used in programming, it is also used in architecture.
I used to think real programmers subclassed everything until I found out about design patterns.
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After having your car booted with a breathelizer for Driving Under the Influence, a passenger who abtstains from drinking is elected to blow into the machine in order to get to the next watering hole.
Dude, I can't seem to get this damn thing started! Where's the damned designated passenger!
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Very desirable and intelligent man of such high capabilities that he could design custom bunk bed bars and, therein, overcome the only obstacle in taking the lead.
use caution when near mechanical designers using both sides of the brain while on water
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Person in a group designated to drink and act like a fool for the immense enjoyment of others.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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