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Weapons of Weight Destruction

George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.

Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!

by The Overmind July 7, 2004

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Ultimate Ninja Destruction

THE BEST GAME EVER,WHERE THE AIM IS TO HIT THE ANOTHER PERSONS HAND IN ONE SOLID MOVEMENT,AND THE PERSON YOU ARE GOING FOR HAS ONE SOLID MOVMENT TO DODGE AND YOU TAKE TURNS.

EMMA: I'M BORED

BRIANNA: LETS PLAY ULTIMATE NINJA DESTRUCTION

EMMA:AWESOME OK

by BECA_ROCKS March 26, 2010

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mutually assured destruction

A Cold War idea that neither the U.S. or the U.S.S.R. would use nuclear weapons on the other, knowing attack would lead to a mutually devatating counterattack.

Mutually assured destruction kept Ronald Regan from pushing the button.

by card law September 2, 2003

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mutually assured destruction

a stalemate in a war where both (or more) sides have wordweapons of mass destruction/word.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

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mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

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Weapons of Islamic Destruction

George Bush's countermeasures for weapons of mass destruction. Never released to the public.
See also: Weapons of Weight Destruction

Trying to destroy Catholic worship, eh? We need to build bigger bombs to destroy the other religion!

by The Overmind July 7, 2004

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Weapon of Mask Destruction

When the individual right to liberty and freedom as part of human rights gives people the choice to decide whether or not to wear a face mask, especially if the authorities have made mask wearing mandatory for everyone in public placesβ€”in practice, they could be fined or jailed (or even caned in some extreme cases) for refusing to don a mask.

In a number of red states, millions of hardcore Trumpublicans have used personal, religious, or political freedom as their weapon of mask destructionβ€”they’re not going to bow down to β€œmask oppression” even if a jail imprisonment awaits them for their repeated social disobedience.

by MathPlus July 15, 2021

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