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mountain dew = mount-and-do
term in which a bitch must mount a REAL man's dick and pretty much fuck him like theres no tomorrow
Hey! Hey you! Mountain dew me!!!
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Ice, 2 shots of vodka, and Mountain Dew.
A few dew-drivers is a delicious way to get shitfaced.
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Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.
Brittany wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using Mountain Dew as a form of birth control. Now she's a 14-year-old mother.
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to smoke marijuana or use marijuana related products; named for The Twin's mountain dew can safe.
Stoner 1: hey bro, u tryyin to do the dew?
Stoner 2: of course bro, 420 is comin up.
Stoner 3: i got 5 on it
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Most popular soda from PepsiCo (excluding pepsi)
Has the most caffeine allowed in a soda.
Has 5 different flavors. Mt. Dew livewire, Mt. Dew Code red, Mt. Dew Baja blast (sold only at Taco Bell), Mt Dew Pitch Black and Original Mt. Dew. and is now sold in 14 oz cans in a 15 pack, which i think all mt dew lovers are screaming for joy about, to bad its limited edition.
Great for staying up all night at parties, doing homework etc.
Me:I love these new 14 oz cans of mt dew. To bad its a limited edition.
Friend: Ha! I think they will take it back like they say but then all soda will be 14 oz cans.
so the question is will it be limited edition?
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When you insert your penis into your sexual partner's rectum and then urinate. Often the penis has to be inserted fully and then become slightly flaccid, however true "Dewers" are able to maintain a full erection.
Mary: "Hey, are you coming out tonight?"
Jill: "I let Jack Do the Dew and I have been sitting on the toilet for ten minutes trying to get all the urine out. Put me down as a maybe."
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The greatest liquid on this planet and Mars! Especially popular in the south. The flavor is unknown and the first sip is painful and it is pee colored.....It is God's piss1
All hail the Mountain Dew.
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