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Dickhead Excuse

Dickhead Excuse

When someone acts as if they don't care/where not listening because they are too stupid to grasp what your saying.

Genius:”Something extremely interesting”
Idiot:wasn’t even listening to be honest
Genius: stop trying to use the Dickhead excuse I’m far too intelligent to fall for it

by Agathor0303 June 21, 2023


fucking dickhead

a person who has shat there pants or touched your pickle

"wanna see my pickle? no fuck off you dumb fucking DICKHEAD!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

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dickhead dust

Cocaine

He was acting like a real twat last night. Must have been the dickhead dust.

by Soul Witness February 26, 2020


Dickhead Tax

Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.

"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."

by TheAirman1986 November 5, 2021


Dickhead Movements

Rohan's way of describing something that you shouldn't do, or to embarrass ones self

don't be pulling no Dickhead movements, i want that girls number

by Its_Toki November 29, 2014

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boom dickhead

A saying you make when you have nailed it perfectly.

*Person 1 completes it perfectly*
Person 1: boom dickhead

by brettman239 December 27, 2016

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URBAN DICKHEAD

a person who puts real definitions to real words on urban dictionary

Enragement ring: 0 up, 1000000 down
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to marry her.

'URBAN DICKHEAD'

by flipside104 November 17, 2009

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