Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

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Did a Marc Rosales

Approaching females in a party/club environment and saying an insanely stupid line that gets you instantly and brutally rejected

I approached my friend and asked her if shes a good kisser, to be instantly rejected, I truely did a Marc Rosales

did you fart?

A very embarrassing comment your girl might say, usually as you're moving in for a big kiss.

Steve: thinking it is finally the time to move this relationship to the next level gets real close to Chris's lips

Chris: did you fart?

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did me wrong

When someone cheats on you or plays with your feelings

Stephanie: Girl I don't know why i always go back to him, he did me wrong too many times

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Did I fuck

I didn't (emphatically)

House mate 1: "Did you take out the trash?"

House mate 2: "Did I fuck"

House mate 1: "For fuck sake"

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Did I Stutter

When you tell someone something in a perfectly clear voice and they don't understand it or hear it correctly. Or they may say, "what did you say?"

Your response is, "did I stutter?!" And say it in a sharp tone...

Jenn: I think you smell like a wet fart.

John: What did you say?

Jenn: Did I stutter?!

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why you did that

The questioning of why someone did something. (WYDT)

Ex 1:
Gary: Oh my god... what have I done!?
Santi: why you did that

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