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G-DILF

NOT to be confused with GDILF.

G-Dragon I'd Like to Fuck

Wow isn't he mr. unapproachable from way back when?

Yeah, but he's still hot af, he's my G-DILF.

by Toomuchtimeonmyfeet September 24, 2021


Dainty DILF

A dad-type middle-aged man that was once a twink and still acts like it.

Matt is so hot! I want to rail that dainty DILF!

by honeybro414 February 28, 2024


dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 21, 2023


aesthetically dilf

when someones a dilf, but you wouldnt actually fuck them
just a hot dad but in a "hot" not in a "omg hes hotttt" way

1: william afton is a dilf
2: idk, hes kind of just aesthetically dilf

by thornsystem August 12, 2022


grand dilf

A ‘Grand DILF’ is along the lines of a DILF - Dad I’d like to fuck. If he is a DILF and his child had a child he would be considered a ‘grand DILF.’

People that are into Grand DILF’s tend to have daddy issues.

“Damn my friends grandpa is a grand dilf cause he has a smoking sexy body.”

by sesal March 18, 2022


Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022


dilfing

using hot middle-aged men to make people with daddy issues watch your content

marvel is dilfing in wandavision to get more views

by Savixrs May 07, 2021