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I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chapped.
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A term used to describe unusually large nipples
"My last girlfriend had really small breasts.. but her nipples were dinner plates!"
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A meal satiating only to the male gender, present this to someone female or nonbinary, they will likely not eat it nor enjoy it.
"Todays boy dinner is two cans of tuna mixed with mayo and tartar sauce, a chunk of bread, a box of Teddy Grahams, and a Zero Sugar Fanta.
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The phrase used to describe a female who agrees to go out on a date with a male, the female has no interest in the male, but agress to go out on the date for a free meal. This can be repeated as necessary until the oblivious male figures it out or is usually ditched immediately. Note: This is not to be confused with a prostitute, there is usually no exchange of sexual relations.
Female A: Eww that ugly guy just asked for you number and you gave it to him?
Female B: Yeah duh, it's going to be a dinner and ditched
Female A: Hahah what a loser
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When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.
I was trying to be polite but was nerve racked by the dreaded Dinner Sweats.
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1) Getting head while watching TV
2) Giving head while the TV is on
3) see "hungryman"
I enjoyed a great TV Dinner while watching the game.
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Mom, I'm sick of leftovers. Don't think of them as leftovers but as a "dinner reprise".
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