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An act of nature performed while hunting Bull Elk in Western Montana. A hunter puts himself in a tripod position and bugles in a large strapping Elk. If the hunter is worth his salt the Bull should score 400+ in Boone and Crocket record books. The gargantuan Bull then comes trotting down the mountain side pissing all over himself. It then mounts the willing hunter unleashing multiple loads of sperm in the hunter's anal cavity. The hunter then waddles back to camp with his butt cheeks clinched as to not spill a drop. Once inside the cozy wall tent he precedes to bukakke all his hunting bros with a massive tsunami of Bull spunk! The hunter is then celebrated and held in the highest esteem of his gun toting peers. Often times the hunter must be transfered to the nearest hospital to stitch the anal tearing and repair the chocolate starfish for next year's hunt.
Why doesn't Court talk about his hunting trips anymore, why does Court no longer fart, wierd. Maybe that Dirty Pfahler had something to do with it.
when a guy likes to eat his girl's snatch out during her period...
Did you hear about Jimmy's dirty dracula? That boy is messed up for da pussy.
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when leo tries to hide from you, but leaves a trail of semen so you catch up to him.
yo i caught jon doing the dirty leo last night while he was hiding from me
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The act of a female cramming ping pong balls in her Pussy and shooting them at her man... while he swings at them with his erect cock.
Victoria thought she’d spice things up in the bedroom by playing the Dirty JD
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the act of holding a female's head in the toilet and flushing following a blumkin.
"hey Gerv, how was your romantic evening with Becky last night?"
"it was ok, but then she started to use her teeth during my blumkin, so i had to give her the ol' dirty tsunami"
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When you eat peanut butter and jelly out of a persons asshole
Yo I gave that girl a dirty whizzo last night
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After sex you sit in a bathtub full of whipped cream while your sexual partner throws jello at you.