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When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.
Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up
How them country bois pronounce they trucks
This ain't any normal truck this is a Ford f2fitty super doody
weird old man saying "sploodie doodie doo!"
hey thats nooby sploodie doodie doo!
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What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
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The dog turd that cannot be bagged because you either ran out of bags or forgot them or just don't care.
After proudly making his pile on the sidewalk for all to see, Wylie watched me scowl as I clutched and pulled at each empty pocket, realizing that we would have to skip away quickly, casually whistling the theme to another Que sera, sera doodie
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A phrase used to express the answer is yes.
You wanna get high man?
Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?
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when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
hey mike is asleep
I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy