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An insult primarily used by caucasians in reference to a person who is rude, irritating, inconsiderate, exceedingly ignorant, or filled with unwarranted self-importance. Douchebags are often seen wearing trucker caps and affliction tees, and they often use the word "gay" in a pejorative sense.
Guy #1: "...everyone on welfare is just eating away at our tax dollars. Most of them aren't even poor. They just keep having kids to get a fatter check. My cousin's best friend's ex boyfriend's aunt had like 9 kids and drove a sparkly impala with spinners that she got using welfare checks. Welfare queens. Pshaw."
Guy #2: "Oh god, this guy's been pounding sparks all night and spewing his fox news commentary on everyone here. He's fucking up our party."
Guy #3: "What a douchebag."
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a complete retard who cracks jokes that nobody thinks are funny.
see jake
"what a douchebag"
"yeah, what a jake"
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a debilitating condition similar to The McNaughton rule. Mainly found in young male adults.
symptoms:
self centered
often on his manstrul cycle
an over-inflated sense of self worth
often considers things his friends enjoy childish
cant be bothered with things that he does not benefit from
is a dick toward people that he considers not witty compared to him
needs a map to avoid / escape getting lost and vanishing into the vagina world
rants about bitches when drunk then begs you to not show people the tape
He couldn't hang out Friday night he's suffering from douchebagitis
A common species of Human. They have a Low IQ, no understanding of what is going on around them and attempts to act cool in front of everyone. constantly making shitty jokes and disrespecting everyone around them that is not also a douchebag. they are also known for having over 500+ friends on Facebook because they crave all the attention they can get. they have some insecurities which causes them to act this way but in any case, they must be avoided at all times.
He got into trouble again for saying sexual things trying to be funny in class. what a fucking douchebag. thinks way too high of himself.
douche·bag
/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/
noun
Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
F$@# he's such a douchebag!
"Yo, Brennan. See that dude vaping over there? Yah, he's a douchebag"